This may set the theologian's hearts into
a spin. This may even give the
fundamentalists a tremor in their pants but it has to be said. Maybe the good book was intended to be different
if dear little Eve wasn't so impatient?
I pre-empt, as a gay guy knowing that guys to
guys understand our bodies, more so than woman do. We know what the pieces do and how far they
can be stretched so to speak. It is the same
for women! My lesbian friends say that it is their knowing each others
bodies that make it tick or do the trick.
So having said that, could that be why God got a
little tetchy when Eve jumped the gun or got a tad excited over Adam’s
Guns? After all he was created in God’s
image, and that, apparently is perfect. I
am having visions of trying to hold myself back from Michelangelo’s David or
Adonis. I am pretty sure if he said
hands off while I rest, I would be having troubles with the apple and my
serpent as well, so Eve must be forgiven for her indiscretions.
Ok, God told them not to touch the tree of
knowledge. Maybe, just maybe, God wasn't
finished creating quite yet, and needed a little nanny nap to figure out
reproductive organs etcetera. Maybe, just
maybe, he told these two to wait until the jobs were finished. Maybe, he was contemplating another Adam to
fit in with Adam and another Eve to compliment Eve. Just maybe, being gay was the way it was
to be, and because Eve jumped Adam and got her leaf off, we have suffered since.
Maybe,just maybe, we were set for a life of gay
abandon till she stewed her apple! And, that is why God said, that in punishment,
Adam was to make and collect food and Eve was to bear children with pain.
God, if she had not interrupted the plan, the straights may be seeking equal rights
today and not us.
But seriously, both are great stories! However, no
one is totally satisfied. Both stories have
merit but by all accounts God told them to hold back. Not once did he say go for it while I
sleep. Maybe, just maybe, he only wanted
to people on Earth that never gave him grand-kids. Maybe, he wanted to see them
grow only as friends and not experience the problems of divorce, of sexuality,
of raring kids, of growing old, and still needing to bonk. Maybe, just maybe, he wanted his world to be
two friends knowing true friendship and sharing life in general. God knows.
Maybe God had no intention to have either of
them looking over their shoulder to see who or what was judging them. After all, you can’t be persecuted for being
just you and there is no one to judge but God himself!
I know if I was God, (a bit late now after going
off about blowing my cherry over David and Adonis) no matter who I put on earth
in my image, I would want for them to be free to be who they are. Free, as long as they do not physically or
mentally hurt anyone. And, never having to prove themselves to anyone but their
God. I know that I would want them to
love genuinely and deeply. I would want
for them to know friendship, to know compassion, to know true acceptance and
caring, and to give till the only pain was that of giving.
This is how I would want my creation story to be
passed down through the generations. I
would want for my religious interpreters, and leaders, to read my gospels filled
with love, sharing and compassion.
These are my thoughts .
These are my thoughts .
Cheers until next time
